Kamba women are no joke.....

HOW DIFFERENT KAMBA LADIES BEHAVE WHEN DUMPED BY MEN....
1. When you dump a Girl from MACHAKOS, she will make a scene for u.
2. When you dump a girl from KANGUNDO, she will beat u up & force u 2 luv her again whether u want 2 or not.
3. When you dump a MBOONI girl, she will cry day & night.
4. When you dump a girl from KITUI, she will bewitch u & u will wake up with ua bum on your face.
5. When you dump a KILUNGU girl, she will try 2 make up 2 u & ask u 2 kindly give her another chance.
6. When u dump a girl from MASINGA, she will turn her bedroom into a brewery & drink all sorts of alcohol until she blacks out.
7. Try to dump a girl from MAKUENI or KIBWEZI & she will sleep around with all ua friends.
8. You don't wanna know about MBUMBUNI girls,
dump her today & in 2 weeks, u will be invited 2 her wedding.
9. Never dump a girl from MATUU, if u do, she will tempt your dad & become
your step-mother.
10. Dump a girl from MWINGI & she will report u 2 her dad in the army & u will marry her at gun-point.
11. Dump a girl from
KATANGI , MASII & WAMUNYU, she will sleep with ua grand-father & become ua other grandmother.
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